I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
A+ Viking dick
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