There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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