Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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