goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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