He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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