YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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