belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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