I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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