Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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