is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
tell me about the fingering
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