Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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