My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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