My pussy is not your playground.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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