i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Even my vagina gasped.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
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