no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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