try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Randomize
