we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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