Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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