We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
