I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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