I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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