yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
