chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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