Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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