I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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