weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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