and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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