Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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