I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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