And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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