Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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