it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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