Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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