I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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