We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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