it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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