People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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