Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
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