Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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