what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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