Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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