when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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