she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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