I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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