Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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