i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Randomize
