I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
