wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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