I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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