i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
