Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
