I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
It all started with a game of naked twister.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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