remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
he shaved USA in his pubs
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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