This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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