can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
