So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
